Date: 4th November 2010 at 4:45pm
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Young Mr Rooney continues to generate headlines!

Out of competitive action, courtesy of an ankle injury, Wayne saw fit to hold a birthday party for his son, Kai.

The party was Disney themed, a natural choice one might add for someone so young, Kai that is not Wayne, but the locals appear to have gotten a trifle miffed that the noise generated by the bash was still filling the night air at 01:00 hours in the morning, causing us to ponder exactly what time young Kai went to bed!

Continuing on a Rooney theme, his recent antics relating to his recent contractual shenanigans have seen his public acceptance levels drastically reduced to such an extent that the inhabitants of a Kent parish, Edenbridge, have built a thirty-foot effigy of Rooney and plan to burn it on their Guy Fawkes night bonfire!

There`s a long way to go Wayne my son before you get put back on that pedestal!


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