Date: 19th October 2010 at 4:33pm
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The ongoing Rooney situation is becoming a web site editors` dream!

Not only are there numerous quotes and possibilities to cover but now we`re beginning to get the absurd being suggested.

And don`t we just love anything absurd?

Nestling amongst the realms of rumours today are three that might take your fancy.

The first implies that if Manchester United are to lose Rooney, as early as this January, then it could trigger a move for Fernando Torres of Liverpool.

Make of that one what you will!

The second infers that United might be persuaded to release Rooney to Real Madrid if Jose Mourinho were to offer Sir Alex Ferguson – Lassana Diarra and Karim Benzema plus £20 million

Make of that one what you will!

The third wonderfully suggests that if Rooney were to leave it could spell the end of Sir Alex as our manager and force him into retirement!

Now I told you they were starting to border on the absurd!

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