Date: 5th July 2006 at 1:14pm
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Reports are coming out today that Christiano Ronaldo has stated that he won’t be returning to Manchester United.

The dirty cheating erm…sorry the winger had said he would return and him and Rooney were best of buddies.

I think he will claim ‘media pressure’ and wangle his way out to one of the big European teams personally, with Real Madrid the likely target.

I dare say there will be many an England, and indeed Manchester United fan willing to pack his bags, pay for his flight and drive him to the airport.