Date: 24th June 2015 at 5:53pm
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Where would life be without a spot of humour?

This morning making my way into work, I picked up a copy of the Daily Mirror.

Nestling inside the sports pages was something that made me chuckle.

It seems that Tottenham Hotspur Football Club have come up with a devious plan to stop any Manchester United interest in Harry Kane or Hugo Lloris turning into a permanent move.

It seems that Spurs have conjured up some sort of manual detailing how to avert interest in your star players with the first chapter detailing the perfect way to foil interest.

It seems that rule one dictates that in such circumstances you simply make them either the captain or vice-captain of your side.

Adhering to the rule, Mauricio Pochettino has subsequently given the captaincy to Hugo Lloris and the vice captaincy to Kane.

Well that`s us flummoxed then!